Welllllll maybe an almost-2 year hiatus, but who's counting? Apparently some people are, because in the last couple months I've had LOTS of people asking about when am I going to blog again (okay, maybe not TONS, but at least 4 people, which is something like 100-150% of the total number of adult people I get to converse with in a week! Staggering numbers, I tell you!). So what's up? Where ya been Mel?
Well let's see... first of all, we are full swing into the elementary school years now, which was really the first strike against blogging for me because NO ONE NAPS. Did you hear that? I now have zero moments of silence in this house unless I hand my kids some forbidden contraband item, like sharpies and a brand new unblemished couch, and say, "Go to town kiddos, Momma's chit-chatting on the internet!" I am currently still working on inventing some tool to remove my kids from my butt that doesn't involve passive allowance of property destruction of some sort, but it's still in the work-up phase. Elementary school also means, ahem, that I am teaching instead of doing all-the-other-things. Everything else waits til 3. Sigh. At least I can vent on Facebook from time to time (since what else am I supposed to do but make fun of my kids' silly comments when they are working on worksheets?) but other than that, it's all business from 8-3, baby!
Strike two for blogging, then, was the removal of TV time from our house. "WHAT?!" you say. "Are you now AMISH, Mel?" Believe me, around here some days it feels like it, especially since both removing TV time AND finding out Ryan is allergic to MSG, meaning practially.every.blessed.food must be made from scratch. But, I found my kids were spending time watching t.v. and scheduling their day around their favorite shows, instead of using their time doing kid-things* (*See above note about their idea of fun and property destruction and use your imagination... someone told me those things are, gasp!, actually good for kids and their development, or some such nonsense). In point of fact, I have not died yet from the removal of the electronic babysitter, but have actually seen positive growth in my children's imaginative play. Sarah even once told me she likes not having TV anymore because she gets to play longer after school. I didn't even have to tie her up and tickle her to get her to say it, I swear. And, bonus, they don't go around singing the stupid jingles from their shows all day, either. They've now replaced the "Silent E Is a Ninja" rap from The Electric Company with either 1. Any/all Frozen songs, or 2. Hilariously misheard Christian-Pop lyrics. Ah well, you win some, you lose some.
Then strike 3 came. Moving. We moved our whole frickin house-load of stuff from one place to another. If that's not enough to pause a blog, I don't know what is! If you knew how much "STUFF" Ryan accumulates, you would understand. He's like a tall, brilliant, preppy version of "Hoarders". Friends asked me why I needed to bring along our deli meat slicer or our restaurant grade steam kettle that weighs, no lie, 150 lbs, and I had to tell them its because they're his PRECIOUS and he will lose his schmidt if he ever goes looking for those things and can't find them. Sigh.
So now it's a year and a half since moving, you say? What took so long since then? Well, reader, after we moved and renovated an entire floor of our house, then we decided to move Mom and Dad into our guest house, requiring a renovation of that guesthouse and the garage. This was because life with Mommy and Daddy nearbye makes me oh so much more sane and gives me a big bunch o' help when I need it. But it also took a long time and lots of energy. Then, because I am a bit unbalanced, I decided to add more creatures to my family that I am responsible for, so we built a chicken coop and added 8 squawking fluffybutts to our property. One of our little hens is so hilariously mentally unstable with her frequent, prison-break-style, death-defying attempts to get into our neighbor's yard that I not-so-affectionately refer to her now as "Loco" despite Sarah's insistence that her name is "Elsa". She may get a guest post or two some day... I confess that somewhere deep down I like her pluck and nutty ways. Or she may end up in the soup. Time will tell.
So let's see... I covered where I am now. Maybe, just maybe, I'll make it back onto this computer for more than 30 minutes of uninterrupted time again to add more. Or maybe this'll just explain why it's so quiet around here on Blogger lately. Who knows? As it is, I couldn't even take a hot shower for 20 minutes today without having to stop the shower twice to answer, "MOOOOM! Can we paint the basketball hoop?" and, "MOOOOOOM! Can you open my yogurt for me?? Cuz Hannah and Sarah won't come in and help meeeeeeee!" So, you see, life is happening here, people! But I sure do hope to make it in from time to time because I very much missed blogging and putting my thoughts down so that I won't forget this crazy life later when it's all boring and quiet and stuff.
P.S. Did you see I won a "Cutest Blog On The Block?" pin while I was away? Squeee!! I have no idea how you get those, but I'm super impressed with myself right now, I won't even lie.